Thanksgiving in mid-century leisure

Palm Springs, CA is a city of gay people and old people and old, gay people and what's one thing they all adore? Mid-century architecture. May sound a little boring for some college kid looking for a good time but what's great about Palm Springs is there's no lack of hot tubs.


Get some friends and a few cases of Pacifico and google "Palm Springs rentals" and spend the weekend in the hot tub of some cool art deco house with weird art on the walls, it just may be the former home of Kate Smith or a forgotten 1950's B-lister.

The Collins Kids at the Barris car show

The Collins Kids are my favorite icons of rockabilly, somehow overshadowed by everyone on Sun Records. I love watching videos of them as kids on YouTube and today I saw Larry Collins bop and bounce and grin exactly the way he did when he was nine. It was like witnessing a social experiment on how mannerisms remain the same as you age

My sun fried shoulders are well worth the 45 minute set they played at the Cruisin Back to the 50's car show in Culver City. Lorrie is still gorgeous. She's the original Britney Spears. She dated Ricky Nelson, then eloped with Johnny Cash's manager when she was 16. Larry is mesmerizing and looks like he's done some hard living. They played with Deke Dickerson, a regular headliner in the rockabilly scene, and between Deke and Larry, you've never seen such speedy guitar picking since Town Hall Party

The car show was hosted by George Barris, who is responsible for custom building every iconic vehicle of American television like the Munster's Koach, the Batmobile, the General Lee, the Clampett's Jilopy, and every other car that was on the TV shows that raised you

Cruisin Back to the 50's is a fun event for those getting their first taste of classic car culture but not yet ready to devote their lives to cuffed jeans and cake makeup

Hike & Lunch at Solar de Cahuenga

The Hollywood sign hike is a long one but not too difficult. The big problem is that its easy to take a wrong path and get lost, which is ridiculous and embarrassing. To get lost in Griffith Park (where the sign is located) is as pathetic as getting lost in Sears. Griffith Park isn't terribly rugged, its in the middle of Hollywood, and its full of tourists and joggers so getting lost is kind of a slap in the face to an avid outdoorsman

After the hike, we had lunch at Solar de Cahuenga, which is one of those places where everyone’s on their laptop writing a screenplay. Like the Hollywood sign hike, the cafe is a gem nestled in a dirty, busy metropolis. But its adorable! They have a wide selection of crepes and panini and most days, they offer a pitcher of water with cucumbers and lemons in it. That's right, lemons AND cucumbers. You're welcome.

My friend and I sat next to an obnoxious and odd duo that I can only assume was a man who was teaching a class on how to be a screenwriter and a young woman student of his who wanted to bend his ear over coffee. Here are my favorites of the ridiculously pretentious things they said:

Talking about his writing style:
MAN: My problem is, I can’t get away from the Holocaust thing. It just heavily influences my writing. You know, I didn’t know anyone who was in the Holocaust, no family or friends but I do have an acquaintance whose uncle was in a camp so its things like that that really creep up in my writing.

GIRL: I had this incredible dream the other night. It took place in a harbor or something and involved a shark and a really strong black woman, you know one of those characters the audience really grabs onto. I woke up and thought, well there’s my premise

GIRL: I used to be an actress, with the headshots and the whole deal, and I did a few commercials or whatever but that’s just not where my heart is, I’m a storyteller

MAN: Writers have to be dark and troubled, that’s what sells. Even in my Sabrina days [I believe this man used to work for Sabrina the Teenage Witch] it was still important to go to some really dark places with my writing. I could see you doing that, you seem like you’ve had a torrid past.

GIRL: I can write really dark. Sometimes I just have to put myself in a bad mood and say, hey, today I’m going to think about bad stuff.

Is this where you see the two of them getting all breathy and sweaty? That’s what I thought was going to happen too, but no. They just went back to talking about strong black women characters.

Despite such eavsdroppings, the Solar de Cahuenga is one of my favorite places in Hollywood to go for a relaxing brunch or lunch. You order at the counter and they give you a number, its very bright and sunny, the food is good, and the laptoppers keep to themselves so the atmosphere is quiet and quaint

February Camping in Santa Barbara

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I know. February is too cold to go camping, even in California. Whatever. The draw of covered wagons was too badass to turn down. So a group of friends booked a couple wagons at Rancho Oso in beautiful Santa Barbara.
We stayed two nights. It was supposed to rain the whole weekend. I knew it wouldn't, It didn't rain until the last night. IMPORTANT about covered wagons: They are water proof. And let me tell you, it raaaaaaaained like the end was near. Jen, a 7th grade teacher, brought her projector from school so the night it rained, we watched Peyton Place projected on the back wall of the wagon. Peyton Place: three words: 1950's rape scene

For less rugged conditions, the cabins might be a better bet. They sleep 4 with a queen size bed and bunk beds. No bathroom or kitchen or anything, just the next step up in roughing it.

Rancho Oso is a very family-friendly place. It reminded me of tagging along with my friend Katie's family to Lutheran Church camp as kid. They offer family dining on the premises. We didn't utilize that, we brought our own food. And beer/wine/booze. Like most campsites, they requested no alcohol on the premises but the Rancho Oso store carried plenty and when the ranger told us to put out our fire at 10:30 pm, I know he saw the empty wine bottles we had. He didn't say anything. i.e. They turn a blind eye to alcohol. The people that work the ranch are wonderful as long as you're a good guest. They just want you to have a good time.

Other item of note: Really cool restaurant about 10 min. away called Cold Springs Tavern